A Brief History of B*llocks

Remember those mad nights out where you end up talking about the most random stuff, laugh yourself silly and wake up the next day trying to remember all of the crazy stuff you were talking about?! Well imagine if you could have had a dictaphone to record all of your inane ramblings to be typed up and edited afterwards.

That's exactly what we did! This book is the transcripts of actual conversations and commentary of over 6 years of mad nights out, house parties, festivals and general gatherings of myself, friends and those random people you come into contact with sometimes!

Get yourself trawling through the randomness and all the general themes throughout from crime fighting duos, characters such as Ghostly Proddins, our made up rap superstar and his random new LP's and collaborators, Mr Winifred Sapling, our bric-a-brac magnate who is constantly having to deny links with the most random terrorist factions, Frederick Jambon Fiste, Jimmy '2 tails' Nifton and more!

Float from alternative Family Fortunes questions through to our made up Australian educational series entitled 'The Didgeridoos and Didgeridon'ts..' of the most random topics ever! There's random alternative Steven King films along the way and just the most random selection of comments, characters, situations and just general gibberish ever!

You literally won't have read anything like this or probably will do again!

Please note this book does contain some swear words