Bogus Business Unlimited

It’s time for Bogus bonuses. Yes – All that dedication to rotten dealings throughout the rainbow year surely must amount to a little thank you on their Bogus Business Company Day. Though business is not so much happy apple bobbin. Nope. It is more like a little fried and frittered when they look at their profits. You could say more like a flat apple tart. And things are getting even more crusty when Ms McIntosh, the CEO from Maggoty Apples Incorporated, describes their balance sheet as a little overdone. In fact, nearly apple struddled. As if things are not bad enough, it’s not helped by Grimly Croakit, the reawakened and unwelcomed ghost of Apple Catcher Cottage.


Never mind, with Russell Sprout and Rotten Roots & Co colleagues on hand, their next rescue operation is only a dose of whitefly away. After having a good scratch at his cabbage leaves, the trusty green sprout always has a contact or two. Together with his colleagues Cauliflower Sneeze and Moldy Bluespore they plan to go the extra broomstick miles, errr, for a price of course. The next sticky deal is set up, after rediscovering Professor Numpty Noodles in The Old Wooded Wood, an inverted genius who not only knows the meaning of universal jet force but has the magic might to generate it. Who knows where things will lead with Operation Broomstick.