Columbia Eclipsed

Agents 32 and 33 of the nebulous entity known as psecret psociety venture to Columbia (SC, USA) from Charlotte in the wee hours of a Monday morning (August 21, 2017) to take in the total solar eclipse. They chat with assorted folks on their way to a certain tavern, which will be having a viewing party. Some reptiles are observed and commented upon. Totality includes a surreal addition.

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If this little odyssey were a movie, it would most likely be rated PG-13 (possibly G).