Deadly Detour

"I saw the sign with an arrow that said to take this road. I don't have a clue about this place, so I took this road.
"I mean, it's not much of a road, but I figured it was some kind of a detour because of a bridge out or something. I don't speak much Spanish and no dialect!
"My god! I never thought I would find two guys who had been shot in the head!"