"Plumb my butt? What are you saying? Why, that's filthy!" I grin. Underneath this whole rich, slim, sexy exterior thing I have going on is a naughty little boy who wants some candy. The hunky man leans over and whispers to me that something more than my tap needs fixing. I look down with him with a sly grin. "I think my morning wood needs chopping down." He is more than happy to assist.
This and other similar stories can be found in 'Manly Men Collection 1'.