Her Whole Darkness In Motion

The author's long and meandering road to find true love takes her from her home in South Africa to California, Alaska, China, and finally to Israel. Along the way she meets more than a few interesting people, has a few encounters with some less than friendly people, and learns more about herself whilst learning about new cultures. Shameless celebrity sightings include Nelson Mandela, Charlie Chaplin, Paul McCartney, Orson Welles, George Carlin, Woody Allen.

There are vivid descriptions of the places she has lived and the jobs she has had, including making propaganda films on the battlefields of Israel and crashing a helicopter in the Alaskan wilderness.

She questions the international media's proclivity for sensationalising American and Western European affairs while bestowing only negligible time to the other 90% of the world. Like people twice her age, she protests the rapid ascension of social media and its role in the obliteration of society as we know it.

The author discusses her dating life in a frank and often jocular manner, from the cute to the creepy. Names have not been changed to protect the guilty. Anybody who wishes to file suit for defamation of character may contact her attorneys, keeping in mind that they are institutional extortionists. They will return your call in six to eight months. Unless you buy them a drink first.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? One is a blood sucking parasite. The other can fly.