I Love You Zelda Bloo

I wish my mum and dad had been less famous,
'cause then maybe their divorce wouldn't have made the world's headlines.
I wish I was still at my friend Rupert's party,
even if my bikini bottoms did fly off when I stacked my jet ski. 
I wish Mum had never taken me to the mountains to interview child soldiers.
I wish these people had never taken me away from the mountains.
And I wish I hadn't fallen in love. 
A dangerous, hilarious, passionate story of loss, survival and love