Illuminati Lizards From Outer Space (Young Adult Edition‪)‬

A bungled plan, a General who wants to retire and a Beauty Queen who thinks she's in therapy. How could this invasion possibly go wrong?

Tina Lyons, a beauty contestant is cheated out of first place and forced into a Wellness Center run by a bunch of undercover lizard-aliens hellbent on colonizing the world. 

Believing them to be patients just like her, Tina decides to help these incompetent conquerors the only way she knows how… with a beauty pageant!  As Tina's Anti-Beauty Pageant becomes a roaring success and Humanity is seduced by the irresistibly cool lizard invaders, Tina must question what it is to be Human. 

And also, whether she's taken one too many Happy Zaps from her Neural Counter-Polarizer…

In the style of zany B-movies, Illuminati Lizards From Outer Space is a quirky, sci-fi romp that answers the question: Is there intelligent alien life amongst us? Silly and lively, this sci-fi comedy will have you smiling long after you've put the book down.

(This special - YA Compatible edition is a retelling the original Illuminati Lizards From Outer Space story for Humans under 18 orbits old.)