My Hand

Please help me. I am publishing this book prematurely because My Hand has gotten away from me. It is sorely wanted therefore I am hoping against hope that someone will recognize it and notify me so I may recover it and write a proper conclusion to its adventures. My Hand was last seen leaving Temple Emanu-El with Gogol's Nose on the Fifth of February. A substantial reward will be provided when this book sells over 10,000 copies...