Pig Tales

Being an unabashedly sentimental, frequently funny, lovingly lyrical, warmly whimsical and wistfully inspirational tale about how one little pig, aided by his magically memorable menagerie of mates, learns how to conquer his fears and overcome his shyness, discombobulate the despicable deceiving dastards, and emerge victorious from a hair raising series of vicissitudinous cliff hanging catastrophes, and give the perpetrators a right proper pasting.

Something like that, anyway. Oh, and it has songs too! (And yes, I am aware that vicissitudinous is not a real word, but it should be. So there!)