Rules For You At The Dinosaur Zoo

On a Sunday Morning when zoo attendants weren't around, teenagers decided to play on the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs were not amused. This is an exclusive story from your newspaper The Hey Herald and reporter Myron M Ownself.
Hard as it is to believe this story of the day. As if the dinosaurs in this zoo don't have enough stress, three teenagers decided to play on them. We talked to some eyewitnesses:
"I can't believe what these whippersnappers did." Merlin M Koffee said. "They were climbing on this dinosaur so it rolled over into its mud hole and turned them into mud pies. Hee Hee".
Molly Single said, "I was looking at the long neck dinosaur. These kids were sliding down her tail. She was ready to stomp them flat, but apparently a rabbit talked her out of it?"
"That kid jump on a flying one. She dumped him in her nest for her kiddies to eat. Good thing he was rescued," said Bumpy Klueless.
"Who feeds popcorn dinosaurs? They got gas real quick. Had to close the exhibit down." Buster Copper said.