The Ducks

The age old prophesy said that the time would come when Killer Ducks would stride the world to wreak their terrible revenge for reasosn unknown. That time is, allegedly, NOW! The human race is unprepared and is not ready to repell them, especially in certain parts of Yorkshire. Once you have read this book, you will never view ducks in the same light again. When The Ducks come, carnage and hilarity ensue! The allegedly hilarious yet sometimes almost true story of how killer ducks terrorised a country and brought it to the brink of collapse and its collective knees. A parable of our times. With funny bits, obviously. "Douglas Adams meets The Marx Brothers" as one reader described it. "Canardage" as another said. "It's very funny," as Terry Wogan previously of BBC Radio 2 said.