The Kingdom of the Cats

My life has been nearly perfect. For that, I am grateful.
(Sort of.) We all know that nearly perfect just doesn't "cut it" these days.
So, I changed my life, rewrote it, and now it's all first-rate.
Action packed!
Really snappy.
Why did I do this?
Because, I prefer to hang out with the cool cats — the popular kids.
The ones that really matter,
… like you, Baby!
A few dollahs give you many happy endings. Make you love this book long time, cupcake!