The Undertaker's Ball. Part two of 'The Care Home‪'‬

This is the second part of the care home. It contains vulgar scenes of abuse, especially concerning those who have that real turn off dementia. It features the Undertaker’s Ball an annual do attended by Undertakers trying to sell their wares i.e. coffins. They go around the dance hall with tape measures. So it’s just like a Clinton Eastwood movie. I think it has scenes of abuse in it too, not to the young mind you, to the old. There’s a real fun bit too with Zimmer frames. Oh, don’t be silly, I wouldn’t write stuff like that; I’m really nice when you get to know me. My ex-girlfriend would agree, but she’s buried in the garden and her big mouth is full of soil. No she isn’t and no it isn’t, I’m joking … or am I?