Compton Valance: Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate: Compton Valance, Book 4 (Unabridged‪)‬

Magnificently moustachioed madman Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead and set on using his pirate galleon time machine to become overlord of the universe.

It's up to trainee time crime agents Compton and Bryan to stop him in a battle involving the pongiest pants in history, the Great Fish-Slapping Game and a lot of custard pies.