Death to the Witch-Queen‪!‬

Join a half-mad drifter and a trigger-happy vegetarian cyborg as they bring DEATH TO THE WITCH-QUEEN! 

Williym Blaik has lived all his life in a wasteland, stealing from its tyrant, the Witch-Queen Jaxitza. He doesn't know how a hot-air balloon works. He can't pronounce tough words like facilitated. In times of stress, he speaks to inanimate objects... and hears them talk back.

Qilliara is a glitchy cyborg who takes 37 minutes to reboot. She utterly lacks a sense of humor, so when she brutally mocks you, it's no joke. Nor is she joking when she says she'll kill you if you lose one of her guns. In fact, she doesn't care at all whether Blaik lives or dies, which makes it doubtful whether he can convince her to show him this thing she calls the universe... the thing she's on a desperate mission to save.

For fans of fun & action-packed SF like Firefly & Guardians of the Galaxy.

NOTE: This is a novella-length work packed with a full novel's worth of FUN & ACTION. You'll find no padding, no infodumps, no subplots that leave you impatient to get back to the main narrative. There's also no sex or foul language.