Eat the Food, Drink the Water and Kiss Your Ass Good-bye Travel guide

If you have never traveled before; This IS Your Book!
If you are a seasoned traveler; This Is YOUR Book!
If you travel at all; This Is Your BOOK!
John Dee, international explorer and Guide shares some important how to's and some not too important stories about travel.
Eat, Drink and party your way around the world with author John Dee.
This book's rating will be around PG 16.
Here is the breakdown.
Description of sexual acts none.
Vulgar slang due to lack of creative verbalization.
S word 0 times
F word 0 times, but a close call once.
H word 1 time
D word 6 times
A word five times unless you count the cover.
P word 0 times for either gender.
C word 0 times for both genders.
If you wish profanity; this book just ain't going to do it for you, If you enjoy laughs give it a shot. If you made it this far you may as well read the Damn book.
D word 7 times