Happy Trails

Things I hated about living in Utah:
Fry Sauce
People giving directions using North, South, East, and West
Mormons
Smog
Sexually ambiguous classmates.
Camping.

Things I liked about living in Utah:
Dexter.
The way Dexter's shirt rode up whenever he yawned, showing off his happy trail.
How whenever Dexter smiled, my day got better.
Dexter's biceps in his fitted t-shirts.
Camping with Dexter.