How to Poop: a user's guide

You may think you know how to poop. You've been doing it since you were a baby! But you'd be wrong! Pooping is a fine art. There is a technique to optimal pooping that you've probably never been taught. Read on to learn about how to poop! Learn about how people pooped in the past, and why, and how some animals in nature don't poop at all!

Pooping is exciting and fun, full of mystery and wonder! Isn't it about time you really learned how to poop?