I Am Reminded of That Fateful Day That Gave Way to Bliss Everlasting

It’s the centennial birthday of a legendary easy listening singer, and what better way to celebrate than with an academic conference stuffed with dysfunctional musicologists combined with a tribute concert and memorabilia flea market? Everything’s going more or less to plan, until something deep within the soul of Professor Cecilia Pfannenschmid decides she’s finally had enough. . .