Ill Humors

Disease. Quarantine. Sickness. Six authors join forces to serve up a dose of the best medicine: laughter. The SFF Fools Guild presents: Ill Humors.

During quarantine, some people read or write or play games. For super-spy Will Texas and the three people closest to him, all that happens is escalation.

A woman is forced to live in quarantine. It’s fine. She can totally handle it.

Adrian Pancake’s body has been crushed in a terrible accident. So when Dr. Keene offers him a full body reconstruction, he can only smile and nod. But the procedure comes at a price. And Adrian's life will never be the same again.

The Mayor of Pike chokes his people with an iron fist. That is, until incorrigible thieves Cord and Nenn come to town and plot a sick revenge.

After fulfilling a contract, Klondaeg the Monster Hunter must save his friend--and a whole town--from a deadly plague. To fight a disease, Klondaeg turns to an unlikely ally: the mad science of germ theory.

A down-on-his-luck intern must go shopping for his bosses in the midst of a pandemic.