Keith: A Novel

If you're average, you won't get it.


Crime, conspiracy, and cutlery.


Keith, an average man, with a sensible job, cocks a snook at his mundane existence, and he's about to make the biggest mistake of his life.


When an insomniac with an over-active imagination decides to give in to his fantasies, what could possibly go wrong?


And what do the bloodied thorn of a rose, an empty buff folder, and a SWAG bag full of forks have to do with anything?


Keith takes you on a criminal romp through suburbia.

You'll never sleep again.