Las Vegas Sins and Scams, book 1: Childhood and Corporate Formation

What people are saying to me about the books….

1. You are going to rot in hell!
2. You are a sick puppy. (I deleted some of the more gross stories in the first two books.)
3. Two people called the cops to tell them I am some kind of pervert that belongs in the loony bin. (The cops disagreed.)
4. Four girls/women came to my house and immediately started to remove their clothes.
5. One older man took a quick look and handed me back the book, “…I’ll be praying for you.”
6. Many people have said I will be killed by one of the Las Vegas mobsters if I publish the book.
7. Two guys mentioned that I should have more stories about Twila, Carla, and Crystal, three 18-year-old super sexy girls.
8. Three schoolteachers said I couldn’t publish a book with so many grammar errors, but it is written the way real people talk.
9. My brother won’t even open one of the books because it might send him to hell.
10. My sister thinks there is too much cussing. (Book 5 and on are much mellower.)
11. One of my cousin’s wives un-invited me to the Winquist reunion in South Dakota. (A Catholic)
12. Two construction workers said, roughly, “…I didn’t notice any spelling or grammar errors; it’s perfect….”
13. One woman said, “…I had the hardest climax I ever had, masturbating after reading part of your book….”
14. Samuel Clements’ (Mark Twain’s) grandson liked the books (A legal marijuana grower in Oregon).
15. A serial killer in Las Vegas gave me many ideas, and he loved the books. (He died, only reading the first four.)
16. The Las Vegas mobsters never made human sacrifices. (Not that you noticed anyway. Some were super perverted.)
17. Kind of weird.

CAUTION: this book is NOT written for children, Fundamentalist Christians, Muslims, or English teachers.
It is a cult-type book for nymphomaniacs, perverts, criminals, psychopaths, business scammers, folks with serious ADHD, adventurers, and people who want to read about such folks.
Over the years, I have known various gangsters, hitmen, stock market scammers, drug smugglers, unscrupulous lawyers, and other assorted scum of the earth, so that is what I have written about.
Hundreds of pictures of the scenery where the characters are: Las Vegas, Nevada, Los Angeles, and Oregon in this first book. (Best for COLOR READERS)
Lots of perverted, normal, fun, perverted. and exciting sex is vividly described. (Some has been censored out for US distribution.) Lots of graphic violence and sex.
Screwball Fundamentalist Christians and Muslims should NOT READ this book. (Jews, Atheists, Buddhists, and Agnostics are usually okay with it.)
Over 30 ways to kill people without getting caught are described.