Shuttlecocks, Polar Bears & Noodle Soup

Everyone has their moments of talking utter bullshit. You seen people do it, you've heard people say it. From idiots to professionals, the not so bright to the so called intelligent and normal people to multi millionaire superstars. As a former landlord of a pub, a former sales rep and a regular patron of many, many pubs, I have overheard more than my fair share of bullshit being said. I had the idea of writing down all the crap I heard and saw along with random crap, barking mad ideas plus many, many other useless thoughts.