You lost me at hello ..‪.‬

Nobody ever tells you how many e-mails you have to trawl through just to sell a little bit of (mostly mediocre) sex online.



While working as an online sex worker between 2005 and 2018 I received over 20,000 e-mails from men wanting to meet me, harass me, seduce me or just bloody waste my time.



I have collected these entertaining albeit questionable e-mails that make an interesting social commentary on the state of men who buy sex online. These e-mails are unedited and unscripted, and perhaps should have remained unsent.