Zatopek's Breakfast‪.‬

I am not going to win the big race because I am on hunger strike. I am on hunger strike because of the food. It is called ironic. They are trying to make me eat something I do not want to eat. I have decided not to eat anything as a protest. They know I do not like Start, the breakfast cereal for people on the move. This is because it tastes like cheese and onion crisps with milk poured onto them. I know this because I did a controlled scientific experiment. I put some cheese and onion crisps in a bowl and poured milk onto them. Then I put some Start in a bowl and poured the same amount of milk onto it. Then I shut my eyes and ate a spoonful from each bowl, and I could not tell the difference.