The Bluffer's Guide® to Philosophy (Unabridged‪)‬

Be an instant expert on philosophy and Bluff Your Way with all those who think about thinking. No effort required, just a sense of humour. From "the cynics" to "semantics", and from "props" to "propositions" here's everything you need to know to be thought to be in the know.
Extracts from the book:

Historical forces
No-one knows why philosophy started when it did: ambitious bluffers of a Marxist bent could try to account for it in terms of an inexorable dialectic of historical forces, but we wouldn't recommend it.

This and That
Of course, any sensible theory is neither one thing nor the other; and it's generally safe to say something to that effect without fear of having to say just how much of one, or the exact proportion of the other.

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