A Thinker's Guide to Truth

A brilliant college student discovered an ingenious method to recycle ideas and conserve brain power when the college he was attending embraced the doctrines of Platonic Metaphysics. All students were required to take classes in a shadow-shrouded cave dug out at the base of the Flat Earth's outer wall.

Behold, the first philosophical dialogue written by Matthew D. Ryan. Within the pages of this book, you'll find the answers you've always searched for. The riddle of space and time, the nature of reality, the very meaning of life. You'll learn the simple 14 second bedtime ritual that will make it snow in Venezuela this Christmas. But hurry! I'm not sure how long this book will be available here. It's been taken down five times already by the greedy politicians and corporate execs who don't want this secret revealed. This book will cure cancer, alter the fabric of spacetime, and provide you with the tools necessary to ascend to godhood! All the power of the cosmos shall be at your fingertips! Your enemies? You can smite them! Your friends …  well, heck, smite them, too! They probably deserve it for something – I know I do.

In fact, this book can RAISE THE DEAD!

I suppose for legal reasons I should probably specifically state that the three preceding paragraphs are not actually true. I'm just making fun of some of the Youtube video ads that I come across here and there. Hope you found it amusing.

In all seriousness, though, this is a book discussing the concept of truth. It seems to be the topic of the day. As a former philosophy major, I figured I would throw my two cents in the ring. Hope you enjoy!