Bite Me‪!‬

Bite Me will introduce readers to Jak and the Beanstalk, a pair of women assassins who are searching for Scandinavia's Princess Freya. In addition to being trained killers, each has a secret pastime that suggests that they are sociopaths. Readers might wonder why they should be concerned about Scandinavian sociopaths. Patience is a virtue.

Spurred on by Marie's desire to eat a meal with her former slave masters, the Wilizy are planning to put all Safe Haven's slave ranches out of business. This will not be easy. The Big Mommas and Daddies of those ranches will use the dog collars to kill all of their slaves immediately if they see any sign of an impending attack. Fortunately, the Wilizy have weapons of mass digestion, namely three panthers, two wolves and a dragon.

Beanstalk discovers Princess Freya without any guards and riding a small horse in a BC river valley. It would be an easy shot for a trained sniper. Or, she could order a platoon of Scandinavian solders to attack the place where she is hiding. Jak had already killed her mother, the queen. Now it was the princess' turn.

The Wilizy had no idea that two assassins and a platoon of soldiers were looking for the former princess of Scandinavia, now the queen. Why would they care? Most of them were far away attacking Safe Haven. They didn't know that Maddy, the girl they had adopted, and Queen Freya were the same person.