Cat Tales Issue #1

No matter where you are, no matter what you are doing - cats are always watching you. Even when you think that cat is totally ignoring you, that cat is watching.

 

Do you own a cat? Take a quick look, and see if that cat doesn't flick one ear, or twitch their tail, or even briefly c**k one vertical eye into a kind of a gun-slit winky-peek radar-honing right in your general direction - while all the while letting on like that cat doesn't even notice you.

 

So, seeing that your cat is doing all of that watching, maybe you had better grab yourself a look at these nine magical cat tales. Read them to yourself or better yet read them aloud to your cat and see if you can't irritate one of those low and rumbling growls of indignation that only cats can seem to make happen.

 

Just watch and see.

 

"In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this." - Terry Pratchett

 

"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer." - Paula Poundstone

 

"When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

 

"Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives." - Stephen Baker