Dialog about Objections against the Theory of Relativity

Many times already have the likes of mine submitted to journals a wide variety of reservations about the theory of relativity; and rarely has one of you relativists provided an answer. We have no wish to dwell on whether this neglect was due to arrogance, or a sense of weakness, or laziness - maybe it was a particularly effective mixture of these afflictions of the soul, and then maybe it wasn't rare for the criticism to reveal that the critic simply had too little knowledge of the matter at hand...