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I am Eris.

The Spirit of Strife.

Not a goddess, as some of you may have thought. Just a spirit. And as the title implies, my whole goal in life — my entire reason for existing — is to stir up dissension. I would say it makes me happy — a room full of fussing people — but that would be a lie. After all, I am the Spirit of Strife. By definition, I don't cause happiness for anyone. Including myself.

It's a nasty job. And somebody has to do it.

But sometimes?

Sometimes…

I just wish it could be somebody else.