Distracted Driving

Phil leads a good life: he has a devoted wife, kids, the best friends a guy could ask for and a quiet life in a midwestern town. Despite all his blessings, Phil's still driven to start an affair with the gorgeous twenty-something bartender from his favorite bar, the Green Bottle.

Tonight, in the middle of a vicious snowstorm, Phil starts driving into town to rendezvous with his young paramore. Before he can reach his destination, however, he'll be stopped in what can only be described as a gruesome and totally unexpected manner.

This 4534 word short story from Sotirios Fox is a light-hearted sci-fi tale, chock-full of subtle humor and sheer weirdness.