Divine Misfortune

In this humorous urban fantasy, a married couple try to change their luck by finding a deity online.

Divine Misfortune is a story of gods and mortals—in worship, in love, and at parties. 

Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion—again—it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online. 

Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would think. There are too many choices; and they often have very hefty prices for their eternal devotion: blood, money, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. But then they found Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wants is a small cut of their good fortune. 

Oh—and can he crash on their couch for a few days?

Throw in a heartbroken love goddess and an ancient deity bent on revenge and not even the gods can save Teri and Phil.

"Martinez excels at off-the-wall storytelling." —Publishers Weekly