Don't Go Upstairs

Dear Reader... You think you know me? Fool - you don't know shit! Sitting back, on your comfy leather sofa, reading this. Reading it! I lived it! What have you lived through - huh? You haven't been through nothing! What - did you have a pimple on prom night 1 time? Ha! I spent prom night in the emergency room. Um... sorry. I guess I got a little off track. Anyway, just read the story. And don't start asking a bunch of questions. The more questions you ask, the more you'll have. Like, "Where can I find Detective Case? I really need to talk to him." See - just like that! Bitch - stay away! Louis Case is MY man! -Tiffany Haynes. P.S. - the book is about a ghost or something. I don't know. I haven't had a chance to read it, yet. :)