Eric

This is a story that tells the tale of a man named Eric, an average Joe, except his name is not Joe. Eric finds himself in a situation. You find yourself looking at a screen. You are reading this and it slowly dawns on you that these words reveal nothing, nothing at all.
Except what you already know: You want to read this book! You want to tap that screen, get that book, get real nice and close while it loads. Caress the edge of the screen teasingly - before you, in own motion, tap the cover and ‘ahhh’ - read those first sweet sweet words...

Go ahead.

Seriously you are still reading this. Whatever you do next - don’t read the next two lines!

You little rebel.
I like you.

The story awaits you. It’s a great story, pretty good anyways, decent, you’ll like it. Well, most likely you will - here in its raw form - enjoy!