Fanged and Fabulous

I Wanna Suck Your...
Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on.
Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition.
He's a runner on a strict diet.
I eat chips and queso as a main course.
He's punctual.
I think five minutes late is on time.
He's an engineer.
I tell stories for a living.
He's human.
I'm not.
One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right?

Note from the author: This book contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who secretly (deep, deep, deep down) longs to be loved.

Previously published as I Wanna Suck Your.