I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This‪!‬

The New York Times–bestselling first book from an icon of American comedy—a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life.

That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him? And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper.

Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays.

Newhart's appearances on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in reruns of his shows continue to introduce him to new generations. With I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor—including excerpts from some of his classic routines—on the printed page.

"Every comedian I know, including myself, whether they admit it or not, secretly wishes they were as good as Bob Newhart." —Jerry Seinfeld

"Exceedingly funny." —Washington Post