Imbibism Bartender’s Dictionary

It's a busy Friday night and you're in the weeds. Drinks are dying in the window and a Mikana VSOP is on you like phylloxera. The point is sloppy, nothing is mise en place and you just realized you clopen. All you want is a quick staff meeting and reset to zero. You see a soul stealer walk in but its ok because they will camp out at a table and not the bar. All is good because you read this Bar Dictionary and understand...