Jack and the Jellybean Stalk

Jack and the Jellybean Stalk is a laugh-out-loud collection of 51 short tales from John Martin's early years as a bewildered new dad.

Before he was writing funny mysteries, he was dodging flying nappies, navigating toddler theology, and getting peed on by a baby who hadn't quite figured out aim.

These (mostly true, occasionally embellished) stories tackle the joys and absurdities of parenting — from childbirth to circumcision, pets to Santa Claus, and learning how to survive the day when Mummy isn't home.

Heartfelt, honest and hilariously relatable, this book is for any parent who's ever wondered if they're doing it right — or at least not doing it worse than John Martin.