Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary

Entries include ...

Bitch!
1. Waa-aa-ah!

Don’t be so sensitive.
1. I want to believe that my actions have no effect whatsoever on anyone.
2. Don’t reveal by comparison what a dull-headed emotionally-challenged thug I am.

I don’t want to argue with you.
1. I don’t want to discover that my opinion on this matter is indefensible.

It was just a joke.
1. I don’t want to be held responsible for it.
2. I didn’t think it through.

And many, many more ...

Also includes "And here’s something else that would never happen to a man ...”

(Jane Smith is a character In my novel, A Philosopher, a Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar. And she started this dictionary. I've continued it. )