Lethally Blonde

It Girl: Porsche Rothschild

Mission: Pose as Hollywood big shot Jeremy Reins’s girlfriend and find out who’s making threats against the movie star.

Being beautiful and rich simply wasn’t enough — I needed to get a life. Then the Gotham Roses asked little-old-me to join their high-society crime-fighting team. But I’m so not sure about this first assignment — baby-sitting Jeremy Reins and his crazy entourage in L.A. He’s been getting death threats, but is this pretty-boy actor making up the stalker to get more attention? I thought so — until the first bullet whizzed by me. At least my BFF, Marlena, is here. We’ll ferret out the truth. Then it’s back to important business — like picking out my Oscar dress...