Mom Jokes

The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere.

 


Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . .
Every Mother's Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas.What's the difference between me when I'm nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life.The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected.I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn't mature enough to know they don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.