One Dollar One Rissole

Well this is the fifth volume of short stories,

and some may ask why

he doesnt just pull his finger out

and write a proper novel.

But he figures he is being novel,

doesnt have the brain to concentrate enough

to achieve a novel,

and realises possibly

just where his strengths

and weaknesses lie.

So go and sit on the toilet if you need to hang shit on him.

Besides, he is a lazy prick.