Online Dating

Touch screens, GPS, artificial hearts.

The 21st century has birthed some amazing inventions. And yet, dating has somehow become more complicated than ever before.

I have a decent life: a job I love, a new house in a great city, and a best friend who is always there for me.

Now, I have two priorities left to tackle.

1. Find someone to date.

2. Confront the annoying neighbor I can't seem to pin down.

With all the twenty-first century has to offer, how hard can those things possibly be?