Oxen and Morons

The first quest was only the beginning. After a taco-fueled celebration, Bellissimo discovers that the Uppercase Prophecy has another section—and this time it points to her. With Sir Roderick at her side, she must face four fearsome Oxymorons: a Little Giant, a Jumbo Shrimp, the Living Dead, and a Moronic Ox. Victory could lead to the mythical One Bean and the Treasure of Ages. Failure could leave Bell trapped on a quest with a hero whose ego is larger than Mount Ominous. A fast, pun-packed fantasy adventure about treasure, teamwork, and the heroic pursuit of sleeping in.