Paper Cuts

Getting the work/life balance correct is tricky when you're employed by Death.

Dave Marwood is starting to realise that relationships are a lot easier when they don't involve the undead, and when he goes undercover at his old employer, he discovers the night shift is simply murder.

Caught between the demands of the afterlife and spending time with his new girlfriend, he tries to find the answers to some difficult questions.

Where are the other Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

What terrible secret lies at the heart of UberSystems International?

Is cake the solution to world peace?

Paper Cuts is the second part in a series of best-selling funny urban fantasy novellas that tells the story of Death and his friends protecting humanity from ghosts, zombies, vampires and medium-sized apocalypses.

After a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.

What readers are saying about the How To Be Dead series:

★★★★★ "Dave Turner is a funny man and 'How To Be Dead' is a brilliant read."

★★★★★ "Hilarious and unexpectedly moving."

★★★★★ "Laugh out loud funny… It's been a while since an author has made me laugh more than Pratchett does."

★★★★★ "Each part of this trilogy is a compelling story which seems to gather pace."

★★★★★ "If you like Tom Holt, Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett, Dave Turner's books will fit perfectly into your collection."