Postcards from Seattle, Volume I

Do you—yes, YOU—think you know the Truth about Seattle?

You’d better guess again, kid!

Whether you’re a tourist, a member of an invading army or a reptilian alien from another dimension, Postcards from Seattle is both the best and only guide you should carry on your travels.

In this first, extensively illustrated and lavishly referenced volume, you—yes, YOU; are you not paying attention?—will learn the Truth, the Whole Truth and nothing but the Whole Truth about Real Seattle Facts.

Get on your checkered checking caps, fact-checkers and hold on to your posteriors. School’s in session, and Professor D.r. Pat is your head boy.