Shalah

You haven't read anything like this before. Likely, you haven't read a book in a few years. Maybe since high school. So why are you bothering to take time to read this now? Is it something I said? Something I did? Something you did? Something you're about to do? That thing you're about to do is read the first few pages of this book then toss it on your bedside table to make it look like you actually read to impress the biannual (if you're lucky) visitor(s) to your bedroom. But what if...what if you actually read a book? No..."Ludicrous!" You cry out, phone in hand. "Books don't hold my attention! They're boring! What is this?! 1993?". Well, I argue back, look how many words you've already read just in this description. You probably haven't died yet. Maybe you feel good for reading the description of the book and making the executive decision to open it. What's a few more pages?