Short Stories By a Short Guy in Shorts

My book is 17 easy-read stories of fiction, 67,000+ words. All are from events of real life. You may think you know the people, places and things I write about. But no--there are lefts and rights leaving you, I hope, with an "Ah. Okay!" I take notes on dreams, "what could happen if" scenarios, the sane, bizarre and heartfelt things everyday people utter. You'll read about disastrous home projects, list makers, love taking off and love going south, bacon, pickles and the police. It's an expansive but oddball buffet.